Me neither, but I assume that like how my little brother Joshua has a lifelong hatred against carrots, there really is someone out there who detests fresh bread just the same.

[Not her though. She's already eaten double her weight in carbs.]

Yes, that's why I'm calling. I would like for them to go to a good home before they all went stale and I figured if you didn't want any, Assan might.

[At the sound of a certain name, there's a sad whine in the background, the noise of a frost wolf who hasn't seen his best friend in weeks. Weeks!]